CLASSIC WORK ORDEAL CONTS

...As I was saying, Funmi begans making calls to the publishing outfit (a popular newspaper in Ngeria - name witheld), only to discover that the template had not been handed to the advert executives. Finally, she reaches her boss. Guess what she is told (in very riotous voice) "I have sent it to the director". Lobatan! The oufit has no director in the state in qestion. Where then is the template? Would it be published on Monday? If it doesn't get published what is Funmi's fate in the establishment as it is a very important document?...please keep fingers crossed as her ordeal unfolds. Personally, I smell a rat. Didnt say a thing anyway. 'Fill you in in 72hours. Cheers!

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Naked man drags prostitute back to hotel room to recover stolen money

Wonders they say would never seize to occur! This man must have had more than naira notes to have stormed out of his hotel room in search of this prostitute that made away with his money without remembering to pick an item of clothe to cover his nakedness#surprised#. The story is that after he fell asleep the prostitute tried to run away with all his money. Luckily, he woke in time and went after her, amazingly without even having to think about wearing anything. Fortunately, he found her and dragged her back to the hotel room. What happened next remains unknown. Hmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn! I no fit shout o!

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